grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This baby is an asshole
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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