i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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