I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
