Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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