I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you would pick up someone in the library
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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