I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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