i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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