I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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