i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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