this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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