Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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