better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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