He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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