he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dicks are not precious.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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