just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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