the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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