So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No I am not eating basil off your cock
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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