she was so not down for the gang bang
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i out mim tonsoeep
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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