i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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