plz talk dirty to me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think I just shit out all my problems.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
