guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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