My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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