Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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