God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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