Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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