Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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