Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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