Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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