All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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