I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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