Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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