haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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