Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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