Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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