We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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