Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
These tits shall not be calmed
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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