Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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