i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
