You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Do vagina's smell?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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