She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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