And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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