Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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