Do you still have your period?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Please don't give away my fajitas
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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