So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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