i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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