i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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