Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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