yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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