All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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