it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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