come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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